White Trash Thanksgiving

Due to a lack of proper American Thanksgiving options, my Irish friend Ashleigh and I spent the special night at Pizza Hut. A night at Pizza Hut is always a special occasion; despite tasting the same as a Pizza Hut at home, you get to pay around $25 for a pizza! It should be noted that whenever an expat eats greasy pizza on a holiday that centers around wonderful food, that expat must wear the worst clothing they have: